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Old Oct 02, 2006, 08:45 AM // 08:45   #381
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on the bonfire.
*points*

should i buy my new monitor/computer online and wait a few days to get it delivered or go into a store and get it myself?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 08:45 AM // 08:45   #382
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im sitting on it!

who is this wizard dude?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 08:48 AM // 08:48   #383
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QUIT POSTING AT THE SAME TIME ALREADY!

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@ Evenstar: He's a scammer and a con artist. He's not a real wizard. He's a fraud.


Do you get "fake" wammos?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 08:50 AM // 08:50   #384
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omg *runs and hides*
hope not

why do we respond at the same time?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 08:56 AM // 08:56   #385
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because you're actually the same person?


Should there be such a thing as a "wammo refuge" where Mending is encouraged?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 09:04 AM // 09:04   #386
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such an idea already exists ... in the rarely-used little minds of all wammos.

where can i buy more patience?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 09:15 AM // 09:15   #387
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You can buy a rune of patience from the rune trader in Kaineng Centre. 1 Ecto I think it costs


Is there such a thing as "king of wammos" or are they nomadic with no social structure?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 09:21 AM // 09:21   #388
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an actual king, no. but again, the concept exists in their little minds, and so each of them believes they are king.

if there are cobwebs in your apartment, is that a good enough reason to believe that there might be spiders lurking somewhere?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 09:24 AM // 09:24   #389
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I know there are spiders...they come in from outside...although I've not seen a cobweb yet.


Can wammos make cobwebs to catch their prey like spiders can?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 09:31 AM // 09:31   #390
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no, wammos don't have the patience to sit and wait.

what is the wammo's preferred choice of credit card?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 09:38 AM // 09:38   #391
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They don't need a credit card....not when they expertly farm mantids in the Sunqua Vale.

How many crystalline swords does every wammo aspire to own?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 10:06 AM // 10:06   #392
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71.

how many do they actually own?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 12:26 PM // 12:26   #393
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0 because they cant get it up

why do wammos have hairy feet?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 12:30 PM // 12:30   #394
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because they're closely related to hobbits.

why do wammos have smelly feet?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 12:32 PM // 12:32   #395
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because they bath them in mountain troll juice after farming

do wammos use e-bay?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 01:06 PM // 13:06   #396
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hmm im not sure they can use a computer, because it requires a lot more then 8 skills to handle.

what is a wammo's favourite food?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 01:12 PM // 13:12   #397
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turnips, of course.


How do wammos get so many turnips?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 01:13 PM // 13:13   #398
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farm 'em?

who was the first wammo?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 01:13 PM // 13:13   #399
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some silly paladin.

what is the one and only reason you'd have a wammo in your team?
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Old Oct 02, 2006, 01:15 PM // 13:15   #400
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o have someone to laugh at...

isnt there anything else to talk about?
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